Diary of a asshole

i am new to this site so if it says the date and i made the title of this the date for nothing i dont care and if you see misspelled words in my "blog" (that word sucks) its because i dont feel like right clicking my misspelled words if it matters that much to you stop reading now. everyday that i wake up i try to be a asshole to as many people as i can i think im sick somtimes because it is really funny for example today this guy says to me haha i did blah blah blah better that you and i say haha your dad is a raging alcoholic course i started laughing as he shut up looking back on this was it really necessary no it wasnt but was it funny? and to prove im not really such a bad guy i dont just make fun of random people they either have to say somthin to me or say somthing so stupid that you just say wtf. like the other day i was at this guys house his friend says thats a nice looking vent -.- now it may just be me but when people say stupid shit like this it pisses me off i mean wtf how many diff ways can you make a vent look so that this vent is a nice looking vent now if this vent was like made of fucking gold or somthin i may say hey your right that is a nice vent but people its a vent......